lunes, 17 de agosto de 2009

Crimen y Castigo

. Las penitencias y castigos "normales" no aplicaban en mi casa.
Tengo un vago conocimiento por experiencias de amigos. Supongo que los más comunes son:

- ir a dormir sin comer.
- comer verduras si uno quiere un postre rico
- eliminar la posibilidad de llamadas telefónicas y en casos extremos, poner candado al tel.
- no mirar televisión, no usar la computadora o la consola de juegos, etc.
- Prohibición de ir a jugar a lo de un amigo o que algún amigo venga a casa.
-Prohibición de salir al boliche.
- Castigos físicos como: chirlos, patadas, palizas, cinturonazos, fustazos, etc.

. Mi madre descreía de este tipo de castigos y penitencias por el solo hecho de que a ella le causaban o malestares, o inconvenientes.
. Por ejemplo, si nos daba un chirlo o nos mandaba a dormir sin comer, la que se sentiría mal, sería ella; por remordimiento de madre. Si, en cambio, no dejaba que fuéramos a lo de un amigo o que un amigo venga a casa, en ese caso la ibamos a molestar a ella porque estaríamos dando vuelta a su alrededor, diciendo que estábamos aburridos o haciendo despelote en la casa mientras ella tenía que trabajar o hacer alguna cosa.

. Las penitencias-castigo que mi madre nos imponía eran mucho más racionales y debían cumplir una condición inexorable: le tenían que traer un beneficio a ella (que nos disgustara hacerla era más un bonus track, un plus, que una condición). De esta manera los castigos-penitencia eran: rellenar y hacer el repulgue de 36 empanadas, barrer el comedor, limpiar los platos, hacer las compras, limpiar una habitación... en general, cualquier tarea doméstica (o varias) servia ya que siempre hay algo para hacer en la casa y a ella le quitaba tiempo para sus cosas. Primero, debíamos cumplir. Luego de realizarla, podíamos hacer lo que quisiéramos.
. Lo que si recuerdo marcadamente es que limpiar los dos baños de la casa, era considerado como una prisión perpetua en Siberia.

33 comentarios:

nadasepierde dijo...

Ya lo dije: tu madre es una maestra....como no se me ocurrió eso a mi!
Impecable el razonamiento, es perfecto... aprovechá las enseñanzas...tu madre es una fuente de conocimientos.
me encantó!

un beso
no sé que pasa con mis comentarios, gracias por avisarme!!!

Malhumoretti y Neptuno dijo...

con razón confundís libertad con libertinaje, mucho repulgue y poco golpe de puño!

El Cíclope Catódico dijo...

MyN... yo no confundo nada... donde confundo?... vayan a organizarle la vida a alguien... pst... haberse visto, purretas impertinentes...

nadasepierde... aplique y vea si sirve... ja...

nori dijo...

debo ser madre de la época de la tuya, ya q leyendo el blog con mi hijo, nos encontramos riendonos juntos x cosas similiares que yo le hacia, en las eras de la comida el mio se acordo de la epoca de los lunes pescado...un beso, ah te encontre el el blog del que no puede dejar de fumar...

El Cíclope Catódico dijo...

Gracias Nori. Bienvenida... Que le aproveche...

nadasepierde dijo...

ya se me pasó la época de aplicar penitencias!!! nací antes de tiempo!!! de haberlo sabido antes!!!

un beso

Malhumoretti y Neptuno dijo...

ja! busqué trolling en wikipedia y es cierto, perdon!

m.

mara dijo...

muy bueno...
yo no me acuerdo de las penitencias de Madre. Tengo memoria selectiva, ja.
Pero si me acuerdo de las tareas domésticas. Yo tenía que ayudar por default. Ahhhhhhhhhhh.... limpiar el baño. No había cosa que odiara más.
Pero si hay algo que ahora mucho no lo cuento, porque se ve que pasó de moda y está mal visto, además. Mi madre me pegaba. Si, yo era una pendeja bastante insolente. (Ahora me pide que no sea irónica. Digo, esencialmente no cmabié.) Y bueno, me cagaba a golpes cuando se enojaba. Ja.

El Cíclope Catódico dijo...

Mara.... jajaja

Claro, en si tambien teniamos que ayudar por default tambien... la cuestion es que siempre uno tenia triquiñuelas o eran las tareas mas sencillas... y si era por voluntad, uno podia hacerlo dentro de un limite de tiempo bastante laxo... pero cuando era por penitencia, lo teniamos que hacer ANTES de cualquier otra cosa...

madre histérica dijo...

ahh pero mirá que buenos tips me diste! Aunque les tengo repartidas las tareas domésticas... como vos decís, siempre queda algo por hacer en la casa. jijiji

El Cíclope Catódico dijo...

ya me estoy arrepintiendo del post... ahora cargare con la culpa de muchos niños traumados...

Nacho dijo...

Tu madre era una capa! en vez de lo tipico te hacia hacer sus trabajos, genial!!!

Soy de una familia en la que somos dos hermanos bastante pegados en edad, asique mi vieja pobre las sfrio todas, y me acuerdo que tambien los castigos eran asi parecidos a los tuyos, pero lo del baño no, mi vieja nunca llego tan lejos.

Me gusta mucho lo que escribis,
Abrazo!

El Cíclope Catódico dijo...

jaja... gracias Nacho... Brothers in dishes...

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